Fat Speed Racer

Fat Speed Racer
Originally uploaded by Seattle Dave.

I always wondered how Speed Racer was able to win any races in the Mach 5 without any pit stops, given how heavy the car was, and the fact that he always had Spridle and Chim Chim in the trunk, adding even more weight. That car would get like 3 mpg in real life. Well, he better hope he doesn't have any junk in the trunk now, cuz Speed has packed on the pounds and is racing to the Kentucky Fried Chicken drive-thru! (I need to work on my proportions.)