Testing Outback's "No Rules" policy

Although Outback claims to have "no rules," of course that can't be literally true. I tested the limits and have this report.

Broken rule	Result
No shirt/no shoes	No problem!
No pants	Take-out orders only
Saying "put another shrimp on the barbie"	You get a BBQ shrimp (staff too young to understand any Crocodile Dundee references)
Ordering in a thick, fake, loud German accent	Other patrons leave
When waiter sits down at table, say sarcastically "Oh please, make yourself right at home"	Spit in food
Eat half a bloomin' onion	Charged for whole thing
Eat a whole bloomin' onion	Instant heart attack