The Mormon Shirt

We were walking down the Strip, and my eye was drawn to a stand of funny / crude / obscene T-shirt designs (I underpacked and need one more T-shirt for the trip, so I've had my eye out). Anyway, at one point, Laurel said, "There's a Mormon shirt."

Me: What's a Mormon shirt?

Laurel: You'll see it.

Me: (After looking for a few minutes) You mean that one?


Laurel: Yeah!

Me: That's ... I mean, are you being serious? Cuz that's not for Mormons, that's about a three-way.

Laurel: What? Oh! I thought they were married.

Me: I can't WAIT to put this on the blog.