I don't do that, I don't care how much you sweet talk me in Italian

I got a new windshield for my Vespa -- the instructions were in Italian, along with a very poorly translated English version. I originally had some trouble when I was putting the windshield on, which I eventually figured out (the instructions hinted at the step I missed, but they weren't very clear) ... also I was laughing so hard at one of the instructions:

... you may gently hummer on the screw ...

You wish, Guido!