How you know you eat too much pizza

Speaking of over-eating ... we ordered from our local Pagliacci's Pizza last night (as we do perhaps once a week) and the pizza showed up in record time, along with a note signed by everyone who works in the West Seattle location saying, "This one is on us." And the delivery guy left without taking a tip. Now that's customer appreciation, although being the fat guy who eats a lot of pizza is perhaps not what I want to be appreciated for.