Current Earth Status: Not Destroyed.

From the International Earth Destruction Advisory Board:

In the event of the Earth being destroyed it will be the IEDAB's job to relay this information to people who need to know and provide advice on how to proceed.

Their site, with information on how to destroy the Earth (which they point out is really hard to do), is a hilarious send-up of meaningless hippie-dippie tripe like the Doomsday Clock.