Wear sunscreen

After days of seeing men and women in their 40s and up with skin like leather, even Dave relented and wore some SPF 50. Because, really, what's the point of keeping your bikini figure if you're going to look like that?

Overheard waiting for breakfast the other day: "this hotel has been around since at least 1968, Kennedy visited here." Said by someone who was definitely around in 1963.