Virginia: For lovers?

If you are one to believe marketing hype, Virginia is for lovers. Granted that I have only been here for a short time, but I have found some other slogans that may be more appropriate:

• Virginia is for huge trucks taking up both lanes of the road
• Virginia is for country music and Christian stations on the radio
• Virginia is for bad coffee
• Virginia is for strange plumbing problems
• Virginia is for fast food
• Virginia is for humidity
• Virginia is for country music and Christian stations -- on TV
• Virginia is for a hotel check-in desk that says, "This is the house of Christ" but I have to think that Jesus would stay somewhere less ... stain-y.