I "won" I "won"!

My little app below for the new TextAmerica developer API is apparently a winner -- although because they aren't really running an actual contest, they are describing it as an "earner" ... as in, I earned 500 bucks.

Wow ... it has long been my dream to actually get paid to write computer programs, and now at long last, it has come true.

Oh, wait a minute -- is that what that money that shows up in my bank account every two weeks is for??? I thought I was just showing up at Microsoft for the non-stop fun!