Driving in the traffic

I went to Best Buy to get some games, based on some Hotmail I got from Tara Reid. Best Buy is near IKEA, by the way (I saw that on Mapquest when I browsed it with Firefox). I could have ordered them on Amazon or bid on Ebay, and got them via UPS, but CNN says the weather news is good, so I looked up the ZIP codes and called the store on my Verizon phone to see if they had XBOX. I also looked up the lyrics for a song I got on Kazaa, but the lyrics were so weird I had to consult an online dictionary. Um ... and then Paris Hilton quotes some jokes about recipes for my spybot. Yahoo!!!

That paragraph contains all of the most popular keywords for each letter of the alphabet on Google Suggest on Dec. 10, 2004!