Oh Canada!

I love Canadian advertising guidelines! Tonight we saw a Red Bull commercial that ended with the disclaimer the Red Bull does NOT in fact literally "give you wings!" How awesome is that?

Also? Did you know? That Mountain Dew in Canada does not contain caffeine because by law "clear" (ie, non-brown) sodas cannot be caffeinated? Wacky!

Oh, and in other news, BLUE TOOTH GUY IS JACK BAUER'S BROTHER!!!! Which didn't stop Jack for one second from tying him up and putting a plastic bag over his head.