| The build takes too long | Dave makes a joke (or Dave is butt of joke) | Teriyaki | CBA | Skorupa appears or is mentioned |
| Fast-food bags | Meeting ends at exactly 1 p.m. | A phone rings | Someone checks mail | Slate |
| Help alias support is low | Shadow |  | "If Scott Shell were here ..." | Boone shows up |
| Non-lead shows up | OzUp | Meeting ends at exactly 1pm even if the current topic is still wide open | Rapier | "Tree lock" |
| Awkward silence | PSS | Dogfood | Bingo rules argument | Holiday party |